What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

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No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does Nickelback, a popular Canadian alternative-rock band, receive so much hate? Is it because they are not considered "edgy" by some people?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

No go.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Don’t be mad, Dana — Ilia Topuria is the face of the UFC, and that Paddy Pimblett fight is a blockbuster - Yahoo Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Elon Musk Says XAI Will Retrain Grok: 'Far Too Much Garbage' - Business Insider

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the logical reasons against requiring an ID to vote in the USA? If the government offered to provide IDs for this purpose I fail to see why people are against it.