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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:11

Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Elon Musk Says XAI Will Retrain Grok: 'Far Too Much Garbage' - Business Insider
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...